"Walk a mile in my shoes."
You don't want any part of that! Let's walk a mile in Sarah Jessica Parker's shoes.
"The proof is in the pudding."
Lies! The proof is in the Kit Kats, Doritos and Wine, which leads to the inevitable proof of saddlebags and love handles
"You can be whatever you want to be."
OK, I want to be Beyonce.
"You might have to fight a battle more than once to win it."-Margaret Thatcher
Don't I know it sister.
"Hope is a waking dream." -Aristotle
I hope to go back to bed.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."-Winston Churchill
But it's such a long walk.
"The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away."-Anonymous
My gift is bingeing, who wants it?
"Whether you think you can or you can't, you're right."-Henry Ford
I hate accountability.
"Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible."-Dalai Lama
I'm starting to crack-this one is so good. The fog is lifting- ignore everything I said in the above post and have a great day! ;)