Quotable!

I have never thought of myself as fearful, vulnerable, assailed by doubts, dare I say-a weak person. But, these feelings have been wracking my mind and my soul lately.  Is it the typical ups and downs of motherhood, the stay-at-home thing (and it's not work at home in this case-my kids are in school, my house is a mess, and we have no food :)). Maybe it is just feeling a lack of purpose?  I am not sure, but it has been eating away at me for some time. And I have done the drill-you know the drill- the positive talk, smiling for no apparent reason whatsoever, yoga/meditation. And it is not that they don't work-they do, it's the consistency of it all.  The day in and day out.  So I decided  to look to some quotes for motivation.  I picked a few of my favorites and added a little spin/sarcasm just for fun.

"Walk a mile in my shoes."
You don't want any part of that!  Let's walk a mile in Sarah Jessica Parker's shoes.

"The proof is in the pudding."
Lies! The proof is in the Kit Kats, Doritos and Wine, which leads to the inevitable proof of saddlebags and love handles

"You can be whatever you want to be."
OK, I want to be Beyonce.

"You might have to fight a battle more than once to win it."-Margaret Thatcher
Don't I know it sister.

"Hope is a waking dream." -Aristotle
I hope to go back to bed.

"If you're going through hell, keep going."-Winston Churchill
But it's such a long walk.

"The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away."-Anonymous
My gift is bingeing, who wants it?

"Whether you think you can or you can't, you're right."-Henry Ford
I hate accountability.

"Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible."-Dalai Lama
I'm starting to crack-this one is so good. The fog is lifting- ignore everything I said in the above post and have a great day! ;)