Bossypants is a spectacularly funny read. Some of my favorite quotes from the book:
“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.”
“Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.”
“You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.”
“There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.”
“...I can't possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody's business and I'll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.”
"We should leave people alone about their weight. Being chubby for a while (provided you don’t give yourself diabetes) is a natural phase of life and nothing to be ashamed of. Like puberty or slowly turning into a Republican.”
"Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.”
Tina Fey
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