Thursday, January 23, 2014

9 things I don't understand


Disclaimer: what you are about to read means absolutely nothing

  1. Bruce Jenner pictures circa 1977, and then photos today. Shocking. I am all about doing whatever it takes to make yourself feel more confident, but wow!
  2. Are Natalie Morales and Tamron Hall really that pretty?
  3. Richard Sherman went to Stanford? Post interviews are pretty articulate, however, and he does play in one of the world's most violent sports and he got smacked in the head by Crabtree immediately after the game. He still went a little coo-coo on the crazy bus
  4. How Greek yogurt isn't mistakenly labeled sour cream with fruit
  5. "Sizzurp"-I thought I was an idiot when I was a teenager
  6. It's really freakin' cold, but why does my dog go outside and pee on the grill every time before going to the yard?
  7. How I could have left Chipotle in the fridge for 4 days without knowing it? No worries, I ate it anyway. Still delicious.
  8. Why I keep sabotaging myself by drinking coffee while whitening my teeth?
  9. The infatuation with Justin Bieber? Two really disturbing silly things about this recent "news" story 
    1. Justin can reach the gas/break pedal on a real car
    2. His Dad is 38 years-old



Late Addition
10. That Congressman verbally assaulting the reporter makes Sherman look like a Girl Scout