You can do whatever you want- you are Madonna. And you did, with your grill and your cane. Your young son is articulate, polite, and cute-how did you manage that?
I still love you and have guilt about that.
Oh my goodness. You evoke feelings in me I didn't know I had.
A creepy old "er" lady
There are no words. You defy logic and gravity. You are pure entertainment.
Keep bringing it. Don't listen to the haters.
Someone old enough to be your Mother
Dear Daft Punk,
You stayed up all night and got lucky.
I don't know what you did in a previous life, but I am pretty sure it had to have been sainthood.
You are one fortunate SOB. I do think sometimes you have that look on your face that says, "I have no idea how I am getting away with this." Congratulations, neither do the rest of us.
Your wife's stalker
Dear adorable/smart/spectacular person who sings "Brave". Thank you for being unbelievably talented. I could listen to you and Carole King sing all day. You glow. That's right, I remember-it is Sara Bareilles. Sara-you are fabulous.
You give people hope and speak up for others. Thank you. I look forward to your next song! You rock, but dude, what about Ryan Lewis? Gotta give that guy some credit!
Oh, and Thrift shop makes me smile. :)
Dear Katy Perry,
You are perfect.
Person who could never figure out the why you married Russell Brand in the first place
Dear Justin (Timberlake that is),
I understand you are getting your BFF Jimmy ready for his new gig. However, you must show up, as eye candy, if nothing else. Seriously where were you?