While absently watching ESPN, and by watching I mean of course that I am staring straight forward because I am beyond exhausted, but I am not focused on what is actually playing on the television right in front of me. Simultaneously, a version of Sportscenter remains on constant repeat from 6-8 AM, and for some reason unbeknownst to me, 6-8 PM as well. (Adam will argue this is a gross exaggeration, but it really seems like all the time) Anyway, a 30 year anniversary commercial for a pizza place comes on and unbelievably, but likely because I am in a slight coma, the TV is not muted so this happens:
Jacob: "Mom, Were you alive in 1984?"
Me: "Yes, I was 10 years old, why?"
Jacob: "Wow, you are older than Papa John's pizza."