Wish hair drying counted as weight lifting
Wish lifting or picking kids up counted as benching
Wish changing diapers was considered Pilates
Wish putting a 9 year-old kid with autism to bed who doesn't want to go to bed was considered Yoga or kick-boxing, depending on the night
Wish chasing kids with permanent markers/knives/scissors was considered marathon running or at the very least, sprints
Wish emptying the dishwasher counted as squats
Wish driving the kids to practices/school/therapy/Dr. Appointments etc. counted as riding on the stationary bike (is that pushing it?)
Then I could say-look at me-fit as a fiddle!
Disclaimer-Saying "fit as a fiddle", just makes me a woman of a certain age, not a total loser. Oh God, yes it does.
Wish chasing kids with permanent markers/knives/scissors was considered marathon running or at the very least, sprints
Wish emptying the dishwasher counted as squats
Wish driving the kids to practices/school/therapy/Dr. Appointments etc. counted as riding on the stationary bike (is that pushing it?)
Then I could say-look at me-fit as a fiddle!
Disclaimer-Saying "fit as a fiddle", just makes me a woman of a certain age, not a total loser. Oh God, yes it does.
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